Post by Nemesi on Jun 13, 2003 9:43:49 GMT -5
Sorry it's taken so long but here is my next diary. I've done Jade's diary because Jade requested it. I hope she likes it.
Before I continue I just want to say that I hope none of the female members are offended by anything I have written in this diary. This regards the reference to one of Jade's powers. This article is in no means written in contrast to the person (Jade) who I have written it for. If any is taken, please pm and tell me and I will have the section removed and if it comes to it, write a new diary entirely. Thanks.
Jade's Diary:
It's not easy being as beautiful as myself. It takes time and effort. Mileena is an example of how fucked up you can be get when you let yourself go. Although I really don't understand why the men don't flock to me though. It's almost like I'm this beautiful for nothing! I know everyone isn't good looking. I don't understand it, but I know. Just pays to be me, really!
Well, maybe not considering the shit I've been through. Stupid, uptight guys who think I'm harmless until they wake up in hospital or find that they're impaled on my staff! *laughs* I can do that, you know, so don’t fuck with me!
It’s not just that though. The people I’m around and know – well what can I say? What a bunch of dickless asses and ugly tramp ho’s. That’s right I said ho!
I’m talking about Kitana and Mileena! I heard them gossiping about me. The high and mighty princess who is supposed to be my friend, taking the piss out of me. She can shove her fans up her ass and I think Mileena knows what she can do with her Sai swords! I overheard them talking about me. I’m angry although I still have no idea what they were talking about. It never made sense. This is what they said.
Kitana: You know that Jade is one lucky girl. We all have our individual powers and everything but you just can’t help but be jealous of that bitch!
Mileena: Why’s that?
Kitana: I mean it’s not like she has to worry about getting pregnant is it? She’s got that whole projectile invincibility thing going on. She’ll never get pregnant! She’s sexually active as well.
Mileena: But the again, Kitana, she does have a passion for long, hard, stiff things. Explains her weapon of choice, really! Both laugh
I’ll get revenge on them. Anyway, I need to get this off my chest. Sindel may be my friend’s mother but this has to be said. What a tramp! Look who’s she with! That is just desperate. Kitana says it herself. And then Khan isn’t a man. What a whuss! He must think no one has heard him forcing Sindel to tell him how big and strong he is at night. You have no idea how entertaining that was! Although she did say his equipment was only so big! Wimp! And then he has the cheek to call others weak and pathetic! Probably hasn’t heard of a mirror! *laughs*
Plus the wanker made me work with Reptile! I hated every second of it. Why pair a beautiful assassin like myself with a hideous freak like that? Her makes Godzilla look like a hamster although he’s an s ugly as Predator. Puking acid over his food and then shoving it down his scaly neck with that tongue. It’s repulsive. I so wanted to kick his ass! Teach him so manners! Although he screamed like a girl when I stepped on his tail. Why are all men puny babies!
Speaking of babies, there’s Rain. He hasn’t got that name for nothing. I remember the days when the scruffy bugger used to pee himself for no apparent reason, and he cried too –sometimes both simultaneously. I remember how everyone made fun of him. He used to stand outside in the rain to cover it up sometimes. What a wimp. But believe me he used to smell of it too. Dirty bastard! Walking around in public smelling like the men’s toilets on Earth. That’s just dirty! He gives BO a new meaning!!
Well anyway that’s enough about me and the peeps I know. I’m gonna go beautify myself further. I’ll know I’m ugly when I crack a mirror. Funny how Mileena springs to mind. *Laughs* Bye!
Before I continue I just want to say that I hope none of the female members are offended by anything I have written in this diary. This regards the reference to one of Jade's powers. This article is in no means written in contrast to the person (Jade) who I have written it for. If any is taken, please pm and tell me and I will have the section removed and if it comes to it, write a new diary entirely. Thanks.
Jade's Diary:
It's not easy being as beautiful as myself. It takes time and effort. Mileena is an example of how fucked up you can be get when you let yourself go. Although I really don't understand why the men don't flock to me though. It's almost like I'm this beautiful for nothing! I know everyone isn't good looking. I don't understand it, but I know. Just pays to be me, really!
Well, maybe not considering the shit I've been through. Stupid, uptight guys who think I'm harmless until they wake up in hospital or find that they're impaled on my staff! *laughs* I can do that, you know, so don’t fuck with me!
It’s not just that though. The people I’m around and know – well what can I say? What a bunch of dickless asses and ugly tramp ho’s. That’s right I said ho!
I’m talking about Kitana and Mileena! I heard them gossiping about me. The high and mighty princess who is supposed to be my friend, taking the piss out of me. She can shove her fans up her ass and I think Mileena knows what she can do with her Sai swords! I overheard them talking about me. I’m angry although I still have no idea what they were talking about. It never made sense. This is what they said.
Kitana: You know that Jade is one lucky girl. We all have our individual powers and everything but you just can’t help but be jealous of that bitch!
Mileena: Why’s that?
Kitana: I mean it’s not like she has to worry about getting pregnant is it? She’s got that whole projectile invincibility thing going on. She’ll never get pregnant! She’s sexually active as well.
Mileena: But the again, Kitana, she does have a passion for long, hard, stiff things. Explains her weapon of choice, really! Both laugh
I’ll get revenge on them. Anyway, I need to get this off my chest. Sindel may be my friend’s mother but this has to be said. What a tramp! Look who’s she with! That is just desperate. Kitana says it herself. And then Khan isn’t a man. What a whuss! He must think no one has heard him forcing Sindel to tell him how big and strong he is at night. You have no idea how entertaining that was! Although she did say his equipment was only so big! Wimp! And then he has the cheek to call others weak and pathetic! Probably hasn’t heard of a mirror! *laughs*
Plus the wanker made me work with Reptile! I hated every second of it. Why pair a beautiful assassin like myself with a hideous freak like that? Her makes Godzilla look like a hamster although he’s an s ugly as Predator. Puking acid over his food and then shoving it down his scaly neck with that tongue. It’s repulsive. I so wanted to kick his ass! Teach him so manners! Although he screamed like a girl when I stepped on his tail. Why are all men puny babies!
Speaking of babies, there’s Rain. He hasn’t got that name for nothing. I remember the days when the scruffy bugger used to pee himself for no apparent reason, and he cried too –sometimes both simultaneously. I remember how everyone made fun of him. He used to stand outside in the rain to cover it up sometimes. What a wimp. But believe me he used to smell of it too. Dirty bastard! Walking around in public smelling like the men’s toilets on Earth. That’s just dirty! He gives BO a new meaning!!
Well anyway that’s enough about me and the peeps I know. I’m gonna go beautify myself further. I’ll know I’m ugly when I crack a mirror. Funny how Mileena springs to mind. *Laughs* Bye!
