Rap contest!!!

[SubZero7th]

Hi everyone. I just wanna say that I'm starting up a rap contest. I'm not much of a rapper myself, but I have some rap songs I made up. They are very short but not too short . So I am looking for contestants.

[CageSunnies]

Is there a 'topic' or a 'theme' for these raps?

[VRS2992]

ok i can't rap at all so i'll just be quiet now

[SubZero7th]

CageSunnies said:

Is there a 'topic' or a 'theme' for these raps?

Well I don't think there should be a specific theme as long as the rap isn't offensive. Though my rap songs might have a bit of "foul language", but they are not used to offend anyone or anything so don't worry.

[Yanden]

I've always wanted to see what someone could come up with to counter this one.


Hitching up the buggy,
tuning lots of butter,
raised the barn on Monday,
Soon I'll raise another.

Think your really righteous,
Think you pure in heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.

I'm the pius guidant little omlets wanna be like,
on my knees day and night,
scoring points for the afterlife.

So don't be vain,
and dont be whiney,
or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your hiney.

[SubZero7th]

That's pretty good Yanden. I'm not sure if I'm ready to post my rap songs yet. Maybe until some more people come, then I'll post my first 2 rap songs.

[Nindz]

about to get wrecked........
all respect to those who keep their hos in check
cos yo they sweat a brother majorely
and i dont know why...your girl keeps chasing me

she tells me that she needs me
crys when leaves me
and everytime she sees me
she squeeze me
lady take it easy.......
i hate to sound sleazy
but tease me
i dont want it if its that easy

[Ermac97]

This the story of a guy named Butthead
He was horny for three lovely girls
And along came a guy named Beavis
He was horny too.

It may not make sense but if u sing it with the Brady Bunch theme it fits in.