Post by Nemesi on Jun 2, 2003 5:29:16 GMT -5
If this is popular, then I'll do some more. I already have Scorpion's in the works so I hope you enjoy this.
Sonya's Diary:
Its great being a hard as nails, badass, blonde chick! The respect I get from everyone is great. Everyone calls me a ho. Its so good! It’s a pity the guys run away from me. They always think that if they get kissed, they’ll die! What the hell could have given them that impression!
Good job I have Jax. At least he can just about handle me. Just wish he could handle stuff in bed. I suppose he has to be bad at something. I should be grateful. At least he’s here for me unlike Johnny. If that fool thinks I’m going to wait for him, when his fine self keeps on dying every two seconds, he’s got another thing coming. I mean, what about my needs? I can’t keep waiting for a corpse to resurrect itself just for sex. That’s just nasty! Why should I suffer because he can’t fight?
As for Liu, oh my gosh is he annoying!!!! Those stupid, freaky sounds he makes when he fights or does a bicycle kick or even farts. I mean, what the hell is that about? He may be the hero of Earth but someone needs to put a cap in his ass and shut him the fuck up! And believe me, he doesn’t want it to be me! Could you imagine the amount of noise he makes in bed! Hmmm….. Liu in bed….. Interesting…….
Although that Kitana would have a go at me with those fans of hers. She walks around thinking she’s hard with her precious fans and almost has a heart attack because I his one! Dozy bitch!
When duty calls, defending Earth via my organisation is the way to go. I love kicking Kano’s ass at every opportunity. He’s another guy who runs. Which reminds me. That one–eyed son of a bitch cut my hair. I’ve been told he’s wearing it! My perfection ruined thanks to him. I’ll kill him! No one messes with my hair and gets away with it. Oh and he killed my partner. Anyways, he’s a dead man. I’m gonna get my hair back off that metal faced freak. I’ll have to dish out the big guns. You know, really shock him. Looking at those surveillance photos of him pisses me off. The bastard ruined them with red eye all over the place. Wrecked the entire set! I’m gonna kick his ass! Apparently he’s in Outworld. Probably up someone’s ass, or shafting Shao Khan. There I go again. Sex obsessed! Oh well!
Gotta go bye!
Sonya's Diary:
Its great being a hard as nails, badass, blonde chick! The respect I get from everyone is great. Everyone calls me a ho. Its so good! It’s a pity the guys run away from me. They always think that if they get kissed, they’ll die! What the hell could have given them that impression!
Good job I have Jax. At least he can just about handle me. Just wish he could handle stuff in bed. I suppose he has to be bad at something. I should be grateful. At least he’s here for me unlike Johnny. If that fool thinks I’m going to wait for him, when his fine self keeps on dying every two seconds, he’s got another thing coming. I mean, what about my needs? I can’t keep waiting for a corpse to resurrect itself just for sex. That’s just nasty! Why should I suffer because he can’t fight?
As for Liu, oh my gosh is he annoying!!!! Those stupid, freaky sounds he makes when he fights or does a bicycle kick or even farts. I mean, what the hell is that about? He may be the hero of Earth but someone needs to put a cap in his ass and shut him the fuck up! And believe me, he doesn’t want it to be me! Could you imagine the amount of noise he makes in bed! Hmmm….. Liu in bed….. Interesting…….
Although that Kitana would have a go at me with those fans of hers. She walks around thinking she’s hard with her precious fans and almost has a heart attack because I his one! Dozy bitch!
When duty calls, defending Earth via my organisation is the way to go. I love kicking Kano’s ass at every opportunity. He’s another guy who runs. Which reminds me. That one–eyed son of a bitch cut my hair. I’ve been told he’s wearing it! My perfection ruined thanks to him. I’ll kill him! No one messes with my hair and gets away with it. Oh and he killed my partner. Anyways, he’s a dead man. I’m gonna get my hair back off that metal faced freak. I’ll have to dish out the big guns. You know, really shock him. Looking at those surveillance photos of him pisses me off. The bastard ruined them with red eye all over the place. Wrecked the entire set! I’m gonna kick his ass! Apparently he’s in Outworld. Probably up someone’s ass, or shafting Shao Khan. There I go again. Sex obsessed! Oh well!
Gotta go bye!
