Post by Nemesi on Jun 4, 2003 4:27:39 GMT -5
Here’s Scorpions diary! It's more interview based! The stars indicate a voice in the background! Just so you know!
Scorpion's Diary:
Fucking hell! Literally! There are so many females I could be with down here it's unbelievable! So many hell bent women and all the guys stay out of my way! What more could you want? You have no idea how scared they are!
Although they all laugh at me, you know. They say they don't but I know they are. Everytime I die and return here to hell, I know they are laughing. I heard this guy once saying I was weak. Lets just say he’s been kissing my feet ever since I put foot to ass! *Please! All the powers of hell and your still a loser!*
It's not easy living here either. You try having the devil moan at you 24/7. Always asking why I haven't unleashed hell on Earth yet! He needs to chill. Of course I'm his fave spectre! Although I wish he'd put those horns of his elsewhere! *giggles* Will you get lost! I hate these dead people. So annoying!
Anyway, these two demon things have been chasing me around recently! Talk about weird! They keep attacking me and trying to fight me and trying to fight me. But I run! I'm not scared of them or anything, I just run! *laughs - Wimp!*
Shut the fuck up! (Scorps temper builds) I'm not scared, but you'd run too if they were trying to grope you! One of them has a giant ball on the end of his hand and he other has a spiked testicle. I mean who does that?!! So I just run. I'm not scared. I'm Scorpion. I'm badass - hardcore! *More laughter - even louder* (Scorp ignores it!)
Lives have been hard for me you know! About a week a go I had a run in with Quan Chi. He’s a bald headed, Uncle Fester wannabe. You'll recognise him if you see him. His head looks like the moon. Personally, I call him lamp! Anyway, that dome head is the reason I'm here! The son of a bitch murdered my family. so now I'm getting revenge on his ass! *Trust it to be his ass!* (Scorp continues) I'm gonna torture him! By the time I'm done he'll be begging me to shove this ninja sword up his ass! *So that's what you call it, eh, Scorp?! - laughs* (Scorps head erupts in flames) You will burn for eternity when I find you! Just wait!
I also swore to protect Sub-Zero. He's a guy on earth that can freeze stuff. He scares me you know - cause of that coolness thing. Who wants to be that cool? You gotta be hot and hardcore like myself! *Huge outburst! (mutters) Yeah, right!* They are dead meat! Anyway, one day I'm gonna bring his ass to hell. Watch him melt and have a demon hound lick his liquid remains. I can see it now.
"is it too warm for you, Sub-Zero?"
(mimics Sub) "I though we were going to see the penguins?!"
(Scorp laughs)
Anyways, I gotta go. Got some hunting to do!
(Turns around, sees someone)
Hey you!
"What?!"
Get over here!!!!!
Scorpion's Diary:
Fucking hell! Literally! There are so many females I could be with down here it's unbelievable! So many hell bent women and all the guys stay out of my way! What more could you want? You have no idea how scared they are!
Although they all laugh at me, you know. They say they don't but I know they are. Everytime I die and return here to hell, I know they are laughing. I heard this guy once saying I was weak. Lets just say he’s been kissing my feet ever since I put foot to ass! *Please! All the powers of hell and your still a loser!*
It's not easy living here either. You try having the devil moan at you 24/7. Always asking why I haven't unleashed hell on Earth yet! He needs to chill. Of course I'm his fave spectre! Although I wish he'd put those horns of his elsewhere! *giggles* Will you get lost! I hate these dead people. So annoying!
Anyway, these two demon things have been chasing me around recently! Talk about weird! They keep attacking me and trying to fight me and trying to fight me. But I run! I'm not scared of them or anything, I just run! *laughs - Wimp!*
Shut the fuck up! (Scorps temper builds) I'm not scared, but you'd run too if they were trying to grope you! One of them has a giant ball on the end of his hand and he other has a spiked testicle. I mean who does that?!! So I just run. I'm not scared. I'm Scorpion. I'm badass - hardcore! *More laughter - even louder* (Scorp ignores it!)
Lives have been hard for me you know! About a week a go I had a run in with Quan Chi. He’s a bald headed, Uncle Fester wannabe. You'll recognise him if you see him. His head looks like the moon. Personally, I call him lamp! Anyway, that dome head is the reason I'm here! The son of a bitch murdered my family. so now I'm getting revenge on his ass! *Trust it to be his ass!* (Scorp continues) I'm gonna torture him! By the time I'm done he'll be begging me to shove this ninja sword up his ass! *So that's what you call it, eh, Scorp?! - laughs* (Scorps head erupts in flames) You will burn for eternity when I find you! Just wait!
I also swore to protect Sub-Zero. He's a guy on earth that can freeze stuff. He scares me you know - cause of that coolness thing. Who wants to be that cool? You gotta be hot and hardcore like myself! *Huge outburst! (mutters) Yeah, right!* They are dead meat! Anyway, one day I'm gonna bring his ass to hell. Watch him melt and have a demon hound lick his liquid remains. I can see it now.
"is it too warm for you, Sub-Zero?"
(mimics Sub) "I though we were going to see the penguins?!"
(Scorp laughs)
Anyways, I gotta go. Got some hunting to do!
(Turns around, sees someone)
Hey you!
"What?!"
Get over here!!!!!
Damn, that was good. Can't wait till the next one. 
