Post by Nemesi on Jul 10, 2003 10:06:47 GMT -5
Sorry it's been so long! I've just had problems and been too depressed to write anything. It's here now though, so enjoy!
Shang Tsung’s Diary:
*Places his no.1 drag queen in the world trophy on mantle.*
It’s come to my attention that people find it a good thing to be able to morph. Well pay attention, you misunderstood bitches, because it’s not a s fun as you think it is! Especially if you’ve been through what I have! Although going into women’s gyms is great, the appeal wears off because of all the attention from men. Liu Kang Kang wasn’t looking at Kitana as much after he saw me! *Laughs* Damn I make a beautiful woman!
Anyway, I’m fed up of assholes who find it highly amusing to come up to me and take the piss. They honestly have no idea that they are messing with someone who could kick their ass any day of this week! I get teens coming up to me saying ‘ Hello sir, er… miss, er… mrs, er… sir…’. Although my personal fave is, ‘Hello missss-ter!’ The lingering ‘s’ is oh, so fatal! *Laughs menacingly* They try it all the time and die for their mistakes! The bastards! What do you expect? I’m evil! *Shrugs shoulders!*
Another insulting little weed called me the Earth Realm champion. Theres nothing like sucking on someone’s soul! You should try it sometime!
Earth peeps are assholes! There was this time when I had a date – yes I had a fucking date , you morons! - and I booked a table for two at this flashy restaurant. I only went there to find that they’d reserved me a table for one, and naturally, I asked why. The reply – ‘We’re sorry sir, we thought you’d be coming as your date!’ I was not amused! Although I left satisfied after I’d killed a few people!
There was this other time when I was having a quiet night in. Of course it wasn’t quiet for long. I was disturbed by a loud knock at the door. I thought it might be Liu Kang trying to get me again. He’s been trying to jump me from behind ever since I told him I wanted him inside me. I think he took it the wrong way! Anyway, I went to the door and opened it! A cop was stood there with a gun arm at my head! There were several priests, excercist’s and even more cops about! You ain’t gonna believe what the fool said to me.
‘Your under arrest for illegal possession of minds, bodies and souls!’ It was unbelievable! Of course I took his soul, and watched as the rest ran away. I gave chase though and it ended up with me being chased since Kang was lurking in the shadows. What a freak!
Because of all this, I moved to Outworld! BIG mistake! The real reason for Sindel being resurrected was not any of that shit Raiden chats about! The so-called words of Raiden should be called the words of Bullshit! It wasn’t a plot to take over Earth or anything. That was an added bonus! The real reason was because Khan was doing things. *Expression of horror on his face!* He made me take Sindels form and did, well… stuff! It was horrible you know! *looks traumatised!* I took upon myself to get the real Queen back. It was horrible! You see, morphing isn’t all that great!
I can’t talk about it no more! *Looks upset* I’m going! See ya later! Oh shit, I forgot! I can’t have you telling people about that! Sorry but you’ll have to die. It’ll be no apparent loss! Your soul is mine! *Laughs*
Shang Tsung’s Diary:
*Places his no.1 drag queen in the world trophy on mantle.*
It’s come to my attention that people find it a good thing to be able to morph. Well pay attention, you misunderstood bitches, because it’s not a s fun as you think it is! Especially if you’ve been through what I have! Although going into women’s gyms is great, the appeal wears off because of all the attention from men. Liu Kang Kang wasn’t looking at Kitana as much after he saw me! *Laughs* Damn I make a beautiful woman!
Anyway, I’m fed up of assholes who find it highly amusing to come up to me and take the piss. They honestly have no idea that they are messing with someone who could kick their ass any day of this week! I get teens coming up to me saying ‘ Hello sir, er… miss, er… mrs, er… sir…’. Although my personal fave is, ‘Hello missss-ter!’ The lingering ‘s’ is oh, so fatal! *Laughs menacingly* They try it all the time and die for their mistakes! The bastards! What do you expect? I’m evil! *Shrugs shoulders!*
Another insulting little weed called me the Earth Realm champion. Theres nothing like sucking on someone’s soul! You should try it sometime!
Earth peeps are assholes! There was this time when I had a date – yes I had a fucking date , you morons! - and I booked a table for two at this flashy restaurant. I only went there to find that they’d reserved me a table for one, and naturally, I asked why. The reply – ‘We’re sorry sir, we thought you’d be coming as your date!’ I was not amused! Although I left satisfied after I’d killed a few people!
There was this other time when I was having a quiet night in. Of course it wasn’t quiet for long. I was disturbed by a loud knock at the door. I thought it might be Liu Kang trying to get me again. He’s been trying to jump me from behind ever since I told him I wanted him inside me. I think he took it the wrong way! Anyway, I went to the door and opened it! A cop was stood there with a gun arm at my head! There were several priests, excercist’s and even more cops about! You ain’t gonna believe what the fool said to me.
‘Your under arrest for illegal possession of minds, bodies and souls!’ It was unbelievable! Of course I took his soul, and watched as the rest ran away. I gave chase though and it ended up with me being chased since Kang was lurking in the shadows. What a freak!
Because of all this, I moved to Outworld! BIG mistake! The real reason for Sindel being resurrected was not any of that shit Raiden chats about! The so-called words of Raiden should be called the words of Bullshit! It wasn’t a plot to take over Earth or anything. That was an added bonus! The real reason was because Khan was doing things. *Expression of horror on his face!* He made me take Sindels form and did, well… stuff! It was horrible you know! *looks traumatised!* I took upon myself to get the real Queen back. It was horrible! You see, morphing isn’t all that great!
I can’t talk about it no more! *Looks upset* I’m going! See ya later! Oh shit, I forgot! I can’t have you telling people about that! Sorry but you’ll have to die. It’ll be no apparent loss! Your soul is mine! *Laughs*
GOOD!
